Wednesday 23 September 2009

Are Pandas Worth It?

Much loved TV Wildlife presenter and smiths fan Chris Packham has caused a bit of a fuss by arguing that we shoudl give up the conservation fight to save the panda. See: http://www.wildlifeextra.com//go/news/packham-panda342.html#cr

Now. I think that pandas may indeed by outdated, unsuited to the modern world and a bit pointless. But then again, so are, for example, churches, antique works of art and most things preserved as 'sacred' by the heritage industries. Look at the Cutty Sark for example. When that burnt to a crisp, was there a debate (outside this forum that is) about whether to 'rebuild', even though pretty much all of the original ship timber was unsalvagable, rendering whatever eventually becomes known as 'Cutty Sark' in future about as authentic as The Sugababes. No there wasn't. So the decision was immediately made that the ship should be 'rebuilt' (for which, read ' a new one should be built that we can hang the preserved decorations from the old one on) for the nation. So I say this: If the cutty sark and Mona Lisa are worth preserving because of what they represent or because of their timeless beauty, then so is the panda.

Friday 4 September 2009

beigels

One of life's greatest little pleasures, and therefore potentially one of life's great disappointments, is the beigel.

I adore a perfect, chewy-fleshed beigel. A real pleasure. Therefore I cannot bloody stand it when you buy something that pretends to be a beigel and it isn't... its just a bread roll with a hole in! Completely different mouthfeel and taste.

My other half will tell you of many times I have sulked for a good half hour or so after being landed with such a pathetic lie of a foodstuff. A chief culprit is Bagel Factory, which has outlets in railway stations and stuff. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE. Their pathetic little offerings are not fit to lick the boots of proper beigels....the sort you might find at, say the Brick Lane beigel shop, or the Finsbury Park Beigelarium. These places serve the food of gods in comparison.